We all hated the family trip idea and the route but then again it's their mom and we all, don't want to hear her whining about it for years how we don't do anything together anymore. after we nixed her last plan a few years back so grudgingly we all just smiled piled into the car and started driving. For me it's just easier to go along with things than fight because fighting with the wife meant longer spells of no sex for me. The food bad, the road worse the accommodations spur of the moment stops met with run down flea bag motels. My wife happy because we are all one big happy family on a adventure... the boys annoying the girls, the girls complaining that their text not going through... Bliss... Then of course the aliens... Not illegal ones no those were fine they just want a job, no the silver ship kind that abducted people, people like us on a deserted country road in the middle of no where...Driving looking for a place to stop we see a light, at first I am glad when I see the. "I've been studying this book on military strategy and I must say I'm sure glad we worked for Madame Rene." How did you get from war to Madame Rene in the same breath?" She insisted that we learn French, remember?" Of course, how could I ever forget those lessons? She was certainly a hard woman!" That's true, but it was for our own good! Knowing French saved us several times when Da was after us, remember? We were able to convince the man from the authorities that we were not the women he was looking for by speaking French, and the bigots were convinced because they thought we Irish are too stupid to learn such a language." Yes. Yes. But that still begs the question, 'What does the French language have to do with our situation, now?'" Well, there is this book that the Major was studying, it was written in the 6th century BC, in China. It is, according to the Major's notes, the most definitive work ever written on the subject of war," said Shaylee getting more excited with each.
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